You know you're a geek when...

[mitchell4you]

Im collecting nerd quotes.. perhaps you contribute a few?

Here is my current..thoughts


"You know you're a geek when...
1.You can’t take skinny dips in the ocean because there’s no service on the beach
2.You can read : "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"
3.You used to ask a smart person a question. Now, who do you ask? It starts with g-o, and it’s not God…”
4.You accidentally call your girlfriend Siri
5.You get depressed when you recieve less than 10 e-mail messages a day
6.when your family e-mails you because that's the only way to get in touch with you
7.when your dog has his own homepage.

[trebor]

Not a quote but


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Or this..

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

[RISCy Dude]

HaHa! Good stuff. Love the dog bit. And to add... 8. When you use a remote control for your smart watch.
9. When you use $100 solutions for $10 problems.
10. When you can count to 10 using only 1s and zeros.
11. When bipolar has no bearing on your happiness or sadness.

[mitchell4you]

13.You are wearing a few days old pizza on your shirt because your are coding
14. You order/buy pizza, grossery's, and ebooks online
15.You call you housing agent to check and make sure..there is a high internet/4g service available in your new house
16.You create a 3d floorplan, before moving to your new house
17. If freaktab members call you for support
18. If you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car.
19.When you msg your coffee maker, to make coffee
20.If you think programming is like sex
21.When you tell your kid: Be nice to computers, you might end-up working for one when you grow-up.
22.If you drive a car made by google
23.If you have a app, to water your plants

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[mitchell4you]

24.When you have a contact/calendar app to auto send (random) happy birthday msg (sms or email)
25.When your pet/car/bike has a gps tracker
26.you give your in-laws a phone with a proximity warning app (giving you a headsup)
27.At work You connected a webcam to the coffee maker (live viewing status )
28.when all your tv`s have a (android/linux/openelec) tvbox/online connection
29.when your home automation is done using raspberry pi (feed pets/fish, water (garden) plants, solar panels, lights, house temp)
30.when you live stream the momentary moments of your life, proposal to marriage, marriage, birth of the baby
31.when you use a 3d printing to make presents for your friends and/or family

[scooter2014]

32. When you this song 99 bugs in the code 99 bugs in the code. Fix one up bring it back up 106 bugs in the code. 😱
33. When you have the dhl delivery driver call when hes close so you can make an excuse to meet him out front so girlfriend doesnt your latest addiction toy has arrived.
34. When you turn on your tv and the back lights wake up the girlfriend.
35. When you give your girlfriend 40 bucks for the tv box she found after you promiced to stop getting any more and you denied every buying it.
36. When you hear this What the hell is wrong with OUR Tv box everything has changed again??? (Thats normally screamed at you as your heading out for golf or fishing trips)
37. You throw all those remotes into a bag because of that great new app on your phone. Only to hear that screaming voice again (Wheres the controller to turn on the xxxxxxxxxx TV. ) Then cant remeber where the hell you put that bag.....

[arkepic]

Not a quote but


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Or this..

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

Muheheheh, that's pretty PHIne way to tip.

[cones]

38. You check prices of crypto 25 times a day
39. You make yourself a script to create a log every time you hit it to track how many times you practiced some mental pattern
40. You buy NAS machine and start learning about data security, smart homes and reevaluating your life when you transfer all personal photos n vids there